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“Epstein’s Bank” vs. Bitcoin

“Epstein’s Bank” vs. Bitcoin

Chris Campbell

Posted November 25, 2025

Chris Campbell

In medieval Europe, wealth alone didn’t make the great houses powerful.

They were powerful because they controlled one thing: the ledger.

If you wanted to trade across cities, you needed their stamp of approval. Verification was a service sold by elites.

But then the numbers started behaving in ways the families didn’t like.

Merchants began keeping books the Venetian way—la partita doppia (the double entry)—a system where every debit bowed to a credit.

The books suddenly became self-verifying. And the implications, to the elites, were terrifying…

Merchants didn’t need a Medici to vouch for them. Trust became a property of the system, not a privilege granted by gatekeepers.

Of course, the elites weren’t dumb.

They didn’t try outright outlawing the new ledger system—it was already spreading too quietly, too efficiently.

But they did move fast to contain it:

To do so, they created new standards on who counted as a “legitimate merchant” and which books qualified as “official.”

If the connection isn’t obvious yet, here’s the thread I’m pulling on:

This is the moment we’re in with Bitcoin.

The MSTR Threat

To understand what’s happening behind the scenes, you must first understand one thing:

Passive indexing is the modern bloodstream of global markets. If you're in the index, the flows keep you alive. If you're out, the oxygen shuts off.

As you read this, MSCI—the index giant that feeds trillions in passive flows—is “consulting” on a new rule:

If a company holds 50%+ of its assets in Bitcoin or digital assets, it may be excluded from major MSCI indices.

MicroStrategy (MSTR)—the publicly listed vault Michael Saylor uses to accumulate more BTC every time capital markets give him oxygen—is an obvious target.

And being inside the index has been that oxygen:

  • Passive funds must buy the stock.
  • That demand lifts MSTR.
  • MSTR raises new capital.
  • That capital buys more Bitcoin.
  • Bitcoin goes up.
  • The cycle repeats.

MSTR, in short, is a self-reinforcing loop, powered in part by the plumbing of the passive system.

Breaking that loop, by kicking MSTR out of MSCI, doesn’t kill the Strategy, but it does slay a meaningful part of the machinery.

A Series of Unlucky Events

Consider the timing:

  • The consultation was first announced October 10th, the same day as the crypto bloodbath.
  • JPMorgan analysts were quick to publish major outflow warnings the same day, too.
  • Bitcoin and MSTR sold off the same day, along with the rest of the market.
  • (Strangely enough, Bitcoin Core 30—the latest update—shipped the same day, too.)

Some Bitcoiners see the overlap as suspicious: the bank, the index provider, and the target company all colliding at once.

The issue isn’t that JPMorgan is party to a grand conspiracy against Bitcoin (although some have suggested as much)—it’s the gravity JPMorgan naturally exerts.

Because consider what else happened…

At the same moment MicroStrategy faces indexing pressure, Strike CEO Jack Mallers says JPMorgan kicked him out with no explanation.

Perhaps it had nothing to do with Bitcoin. Perhaps it was only a matter of time for Mallers.

After all, he’s publicly roasted JPMorgan for years—calling it “Epstein’s bank” and needling Jamie Dimon every time Bitcoin rises.

But again… it’s the timing that’s sticking in everyone’s teeth.

The Unofficial Ledger

Bitcoin isn’t outside the system.

It’s breaching the walls.

And whenever unofficial ledgers breach the center of a system built on official ones… 

The incumbents will respond—through policy, narrative, rules, and plumbing. Just like the Medicis did with la partita doppia.

In the medieval days, the near-term result was the emergence of a dual system.

In many Italian and Hanseatic cities, small merchants adopted double-entry bookkeeping long before official courts recognized it—creating an informal, parallel system.

And that’s exactly where Bitcoin (and crypto-at-large) are today: official ledgers trying to contain unofficial ledgers…

…and unofficial ledgers that keep spreading anyway.

No, the story isn’t “JPMorgan vs. Bitcoin.”

The story is Bitcoin and crypto becoming systemic—and the incumbents trying to decide how much of it they can stomach.

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