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Figure 01: OpenAI’s (FAKE?) New Robot

Figure 01: OpenAI’s (FAKE?) New Robot

Chris Campbell

Posted March 18, 2024

Chris Campbell

“I see a red apple on a plate in the center of the table, a drying rack with cups and a plate and you standing nearby with your hand on the table.”

Its name is Figure 01.

It can have full conversations. It can understand and implement complex tasks. It can describe what it sees. It can plan future actions, reflect on its memory, explain its reasoning… and a lot more.

“Figure 01 is impressive,” says one X-based onlooker, “because I think it’s fake but it’s real.”

Robot

Developed by robotics startup Figure in partnership with OpenAI, Figure One combines advanced AI and robotics in a way that’s… to be truthful…

Blowing my mind.

What’s most incredible? Figure the company has only been in operation for about 18 months.

The demo was so crazy, some folks can't believe a robot could possibly be this advanced. They're crying "fake!", claiming the voice is dubbed, the movements are scripted, and the whole thing is just one big, elaborate hoax.

They're wrong.

Fake? No. The Truth is Crazier.

While we understand the skepticism…

The demo was 100% real.

That's right, no CGI, no puppeteering, no smoke and mirrors -- just pure, unadulterated robotic insanity.

Let's break it down for you.

First off, the natural language processing and speech synthesis? That's all OpenAI's doing. Figure 01 is leveraging what OpenAI has been creating to make their robot sound like a real, live human -- stutters, "ums," and all.

(And if you think that level of realism is impossible, then my friend, you haven't been paying attention to the lightning-fast progress happening in AI.)

As for the robot's movements… I get it.

Back in the day, robots were about as responsive as a sloth on tranquilizers. They'd lumber along, taking their sweet time to process information and make decisions. 

But this bot?

The fluidity and speed are exactly what you'd expect from a cutting-edge system.

Put simply, Figure’s tech allows Figure 01 to process visual data more smoothly at ten times per second, “make decisions” 200 times per second based on various sensory inputs, and achieve extremely fine motor control adjustments at a thousand times per second.

That means it's taking in sensory information, crunching the numbers, and firing off motor commands in rapid succession faster than most think is possible.

And here’s the rub:

The Trillion-Dollar Question (And Opportunity)

While most people are going to focus on robotics companies, they’ll miss the opportunity of a lifetime. Smart investors are keeping it simple.

They’re asking, “What’s the ONE thing this new AI will need?”

This is the trillion-dollar question… and opportunity.

While Figure 01 is fascinating, our eyes are on something else entirely:

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