
Flockier Than Flock
Posted September 21, 2026
Chris Campbell
Everyone's mad at Flock this month.
The license-plate cameras—120,000 of them bolted to poles across America, now upgraded to pan and tilt and zoom thirty-two times over, sharp enough to read your fillings from across a parking lot.
Someone in my own town is so mad, in fact, he cut one down in the dead of night last week.
But the privacy concerns get worse than just Flock. And they have everything to do with a small swan boat in a tiny lake.
Before we go there, though…
Langley in a Backpack
Two men who run a YouTube channel called The Modern Rogue—Brian Brushwood and Jason Murphy—decided to spy on themselves.
They aimed one good camera at their own faces, paddled onto a lake, and talked about crimes they'd never committed. No microphone.
The camera heard nothing. It only watched their lips move, a hundred yards out, on a boat that wouldn't sit still.
Then they fed the video through a free AI. After 64 rounds of guessing, it ended up reading their lips. Word for word.
The same capability that some say is being rolled out for Flock. Performed by a free chatbot app anybody can download, plus two amateur lip-reading projects off a public code page.
That was the whole kit.
Two guys with a laptop just did what used to take a spy agency.
Everyone Has the Tool
So yes, the camera won. That's the boring part. The interesting part is what is changing.
The tool is free now. Everyone holds it.
The teenager down the street could have the same free download. So could your neighbor.
One capability, loose in the world, in millions of hands, and it is not going back in the box.
The investment angle is obvious: this is just one of one million applications AI is moving into. All of them take a lot of compute. That’s not slowing down.
The privacy angle is also obvious. Assume you’re always on record.
