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Fusaka: ETH’s Boring Phase Is Ending

Fusaka: ETH’s Boring Phase Is Ending

Chris Campbell

Posted December 09, 2025

Chris Campbell

If you blinked last week, you missed one of the biggest changes to Ethereum in years.

In short, Ethereum quietly installed a brand-new engine under the hood.

No fanfare. No dramatic countdown. No fireworks.

Just a flip of the switch—an upgrade called Fusaka—and suddenly the world’s second-largest crypto network runs cheaper, faster, and smarter.

And almost nobody outside crypto Twitter even knows what happened.

Let’s walk through it without the tech fog.

Ethereum’s Biggest Problem: Crowding

Ethereum is like a giant digital city. When too many people try to use it at once, traffic jams form.

Prices go up. Apps get slow. Everyone complains.

The developers know this. They’ve been working on fixes for years. And with Fusaka, one of the core bottlenecks finally blew wide open.

Before Fusaka, every computer helping secure Ethereum (a validator) had to download all the data in a block to prove it was real.

That’s like proving a book exists by reading every page cover-to-cover.

Post-Fusaka? They only need to check a few sentences.

You get the same confidence—but with about one-eighth of the work.

Suddenly Ethereum isn’t choking on data anymore. It can breathe. It can scale. It can handle far more activity.

This is the first time “Ethereum scaling” isn’t a promise… but a reality.

Meaning? Cheaper Fees Are Coming

Ethereum is also turning up the dial on how much “space” it gives to Layer 2s.

You can think of Layer 2s as providers who buy ETH blockspace “wholesale,” allowing users to transact with lower fees. 

Now, they can buy blockspace even cheaper.

More space = lower fees.

Not theoretically. Not “someday.”

It’s happening right now, and will continue to accelerate through January.

People running apps on Arbitrum, Base, Optimism—all those will see costs drop between 40% and 95%.

BUT…

Here’s the most underrated part:

Cheap Fees Can Hurt ETH’s Value—So They Patched That Too

Cheaper transactions normally mean less ETH gets burned.

Less burning = more supply.

More supply = downward pressure on price.

So the developers fixed a loophole:

Layer 2s now have to pay a minimum fee—no more “free rides” when the network isn’t busy.

This keeps ETH’s engine humming.

In other words: Ethereum got cheaper without sacrificing the thing that supports ETH’s value.

Value from Ethereum Layer 2s will accrue to the base layer no matter what.

Those three changes are what make Fusaka significant. And it seems like institutions are paying attention.

Meanwhile… Institutions Just Flipped a Major Signal

This is the part that made my eyebrows hit my hairline.

On the Chicago Mercantile Exchange—the playground of hedge funds, asset managers, and corporate desks—something happened that nobody’s paying attention to:

Ethereum futures volume passed Bitcoin futures volume.

This has never happened before.

And, no less…

Blackrock just filed for an Ethereum staking ETF.

The Sleeping Giant: Staking ETFs

This is the piece Wall Street understands best.

Staking ETH earns a yield—typically around 3–4%. It’s like owning digital real estate that pays rent.

But U.S. investors can’t buy a “Staked ETH ETF” yet.

Once they can? Large pools of capital—pension funds, endowments, wealth managers—suddenly get an asset that:

  • can appreciate like tech
  • yields like a bond
  • and fits into their compliance frameworks

BlackRock and Fidelity are already working on it.

If staking ETFs get approved in 2026, Ethereum stops being “internet magic money” and starts looking like a real financial instrument.

That’s when serious capital flows.

ETH Has Been Boring… BUT…

Yes…

Ethereum has been a snoozefest for almost two years.

Bitcoin pumped. Solana pumped. Memecoins pumped.

ETH? Sideways. Down. Crabbing. Weak.

People got impatient. They started calling it old, slow, dead.

It became one of the most hated major “blue chip” cryptos.

Right now, in fact, Ethereum is sitting on the same support level it bounced from in 2019 — right before it ripped.

And, recently, whales bought over $1.3 billion worth of ETH during the recent dip.

Liquidity is shifting.

Boring is often the stage right before disbelief… which becomes adoption… which becomes mania.

And the rest, as they say, is history.

More soon.

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