
Just Call It The Nvidia Show
Posted January 09, 2026
Chris Campbell
Every year now at CES in Vegas, there’s a familiar rhythm…
Jensen Huang walks out in the leather jacket, the lights dim, a new roadmap comes into view…
And the rest of the tech industry stares into its coffee and lets out a collective “welp.”
CES 2026 seems to have followed the script.
We covered the edges yesterday, but two announcements in particular hit the hardest. Everything else is orbiting them.
Death Blow to Tesla?
The first was autonomy.
Nvidia unveiled Alpameo, a full end-to-end autonomous driving model that reasons about its actions in real time. It explains why it brakes, why it turns, why it accelerates.
Sound familiar? It should. Tesla pioneered this approach years ago.
The difference is strategy.
Tesla builds the entire organism—car, sensors, chips, factories. Nvidia wants no part of that. It wants to be the operating system. The Apple CarPlay of autonomy.
Alpameo plugs into a standardized sensor stack—14 cameras, radar, LiDAR, ultrasonics—and gets licensed to manufacturers like Mercedes.
Nvidia doesn’t need to sell cars to dominate driving.
It just needs everyone else to.
No, this isn't a death blow to Tesla. Data still matters, and Tesla has more of it than anyone. What changed: autonomy is getting real.
Vera Rubin is a Beast
Another announcement mattered even more.
Nvidia pulled back the curtain on Vera Rubin, the next architecture after Blackwell.
The numbers don’t sound real:
- Up to 10× jump in energy efficiency
- 5× performance with only modest transistor growth
- Rack-scale upgrades, not data-center do-overs
- Cooling so efficient it turns heat into an asset
The constraint in AI was never dollars. It was energy. Power density. Cooling. Grid limits.
Rubin attacks all of it at once.
Inside one AI rack, data moves at internet-backbone scale. One pod contains over a thousand GPUs. And while the price tag looks obscene, it barely matters.
When energy is the bottleneck, hyperscalers won’t blink.
Everyone Else Is Playing Catch-Up
Compared to Nvidia, the rest of CES seems like downstream effects. Robots are getting legs. Displays are finally folding without seams. Screens are turning transparent.
Useful, impressive, incremental.
The decisive layer at CES used to be apps, interfaces, and models. Now? It’s compute, interconnect, and energy-efficient execution at scale.
Nvidia doesn’t ship apps. It doesn’t ship cars. It doesn’t ship robots to your door.
It ships the things powering them.
That’s why every CES is beginning to feel the same.
Different booths. Different demos. Same vibe.
Just call it The Nvidia Show.
