
TRUMP SMASH! (MUSK BOOM?)
Posted March 13, 2025
Chris Campbell
The Illuminati exiled Hulk.
Said he was too dangerous. Too big.
He crash-landed on Sakaar, a wasteland ruled by the Red King—proud, untouchable, convinced his grip on power was unbreakable.
The Red King forced Hulk into gladiatorial combat, publicly displaying him as entertainment.
But we learned one thing about Hulk:
He isn’t just rage. He’s strategy.
He watched. He waited. He learned.
The Red King underestimated him, seeing only mindless rage. But when the time was right, Hulk didn’t just smash. He overthrew.
For better or worse…
That's Trump.
The establishment didn’t just exile him. They also built him an arena, displayed him as entertainment, expecting him to dwindle. That plan failed.
Now? He’s smashing. The market. The system. The illusion that the machine is unsmashable.
You don’t have to cheer for him. You don’t have to like him. But you should probably pay attention.
Because while the market wants clarity and certainty…
Trump isn’t giving it.
And there’s—probably—a reason.
(Hint: Trump smash. Musk boom.)
Trump Smash Theory
According to the Trump Smash Theory (unofficial name)....
America is cornered.
Inflation is sticky, and the U.S. faces a staggering $9 trillion refinancing bill this year.
So what's Trump’s big idea? SHORT-TERM PAIN.
Over $5 trillion in U.S. market value has vanished—just like that. Trump isn't blinking.
Yes, markets correct. That’s what they do.
But Trump doesn’t mind the correction. Mr. Market expects soothing words—but Trump isn't playing therapist. He wants rates down, inflation crushed, and he's willing to let stocks suffer—for now.
The formula: When stocks fall, investors rush to bonds. Increased bond demand drives bond prices up and yields down. Lower yields? Cheaper refinancing costs for U.S. debt.
That, at least, is the theory.
Is it painful? Yes. Is it risky? Absolutely.
If history’s any guide, there are three flavors of market pain:
- Correction: 10% drop. Happens all the time. No big deal.
- Bear Market: 20%+ drop. Happens on average every 7-10 years. Hurts.
- Collapse: 40%+ drop. Rare, but catastrophic.
We’ve “only” seen three true collapses in the last 120 years. But people are starting to whisper about the possibility. And when enough people whisper, markets tend to listen.
But here's what's interesting:
Elon Musk seems unfazed. Tesla just had its 7th-worst day EVER… and what does Elon tweet?
"It will be fine long-term."
Why is Musk so calm?
Musk Boom?
If Trump is the Hulk—wrecking the system—then Musk is…
You guessed it…
Tony Stark.
The futurist, the inventor, the guy quietly using today’s chaos to further his own goals.
And, while Trump is deliberately knocking the pieces off the board, Musk isn’t betting on short-term market moves.
He’s setting up a whole new game.
Everything App. AI. Supraglobal internet. Automated workforce. All of it is interconnected.